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Mar 5, 2004 22:35:38 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 5, 2004 22:35:38 GMT -5
I'm OK, kinda. Things could be worse. You see, I'm young(27) and look like Halle Berry except I'm better looking because my legs are toned better( I have a personal trainer) and my butt is rounder than hers. I walk down the street and people think she's me and I'm her. My problem is that I keep falling for guys that I work for. When that happens, I'll do anything for them. Yes, anything. That's what gets me in trouble. My bosses loose respect for me and I wind up in the arms of someone else and the whole thing starts over again. If you are really a shrink, could you help? Hi Boston: I have a job opening, too. It pays $150,000.00 and you must do the same things as Shrinkster mentioned.However, you only need to type 9 words a minute for me. Interested? PS You won't have to lick stamps.
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Mar 5, 2004 22:50:08 GMT -5
Post by The FBI on Mar 5, 2004 22:50:08 GMT -5
I thought it was a federal crime to impersonate a federal law enforcement officer. SanFran Man- I've presented my badge #. Please see post above. Thank you sir. Agent Bill Bored #1184163
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Mar 5, 2004 22:59:30 GMT -5
Post by The FBI on Mar 5, 2004 22:59:30 GMT -5
No problem officer. While you are talking to me, Bro Man is running away. Were you at Tora Bora? Sir, I ask the questions around here. Don't worry about Mr. Johnsen aka Mr. Johnson. We're keeping tabs on him as well. You should worry about yourself. Now do you care to explain what you were doing in the presence of one 'Back Alley Sally' aka Sally Beindone? Just the facts, sir.
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Mar 5, 2004 23:05:03 GMT -5
Post by Common on Mar 5, 2004 23:05:03 GMT -5
Excuse me, Sir, my name is Agent Bill Bored & I'm with the FBI. May we have a word with you, Mr. Shrink? Seems there's a man running scams on women & tricking them into marrying them. I think I saw you on a tv broadcast last nite, boasting about having many wives. We'd like to ask you some questions, if you don't mind. We hope you will cooperate with us sir. Uh, oh, Shrink! You gots some 'splain to do!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Mar 6, 2004 11:28:47 GMT -5
Post by molly on Mar 6, 2004 11:28:47 GMT -5
Hi Boston: I have a job opening, too. It pays $150,000.00 and you must do the same things as Shrinkster mentioned.However, you only need to type 9 words a minute for me. Interested? PS You won't have to lick stamps. Andy are you goiing the way of the Shrinkster? Lawd! Well at least you're not impersonating anybody.
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Mar 6, 2004 11:32:02 GMT -5
Post by molly on Mar 6, 2004 11:32:02 GMT -5
Sir, I ask the questions around here. Don't worry about Mr. Johnsen aka Mr. Johnson. We're keeping tabs on him as well. You should worry about yourself. Now do you care to explain what you were doing in the presence of one 'Back Alley Sally' aka Sally Beindone? Just the facts, sir. BroMan has gone deep....deep....undercover. We haven't seen him since the FBI showed up. I do think Broman is familiar with Ms. Beindone.
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Mar 6, 2004 20:25:04 GMT -5
Post by Davidfan on Mar 6, 2004 20:25:04 GMT -5
FBI? .. So I am assuming you know what an 11-99 is from police hand book? or perhaps a 819 ... or maybe ... just maybe you know what S.W.A.T stands for ... Can you tell me what A code 3 is ... while your at it explain this scenerio: An officer drives past another officer at the scene of a crime ... holds up 4 fingers ... the officer at the scene holds up 4 and the driving officer keeps going ... WHY? ... Thank you for your time ... i hope I ain't putting you on the spot ;D
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Mar 7, 2004 3:07:44 GMT -5
Post by der68 on Mar 7, 2004 3:07:44 GMT -5
BroMan has gone deep....deep....undercover. We haven't seen him since the FBI showed up. I do think Broman is familiar with Ms. Beindone. Molly what reasons do BroMan have to hide from the FBI? ;D ;D ;D davidfan I have no idea what any of those things mean. What does the holding up of fingers thing mean?
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Mar 7, 2004 6:16:48 GMT -5
Post by Davidfan on Mar 7, 2004 6:16:48 GMT -5
lemme break it down .. .There is a differance in the code, due to the fact that PD's are real close so if there is a slight variation you can tell What code Copmes from what cop ... So a san fran cop will not answer an LA call ... Anyways 11-99 is OFFICER DOWN (SOMEPLACES MOSTLY CA) 819 is a Crime against Nature, what S.W.A.T stands for is SPECIAL WEAPONS AND TACTICTS team code 3 is RESPON WITH LIGHTS AND SIRENS A.S.A.P... 4 fingers is a way to say "OK" .. .code4 is officer is doing fine, no assis. nessecary ... So if one does 4 fingers he is saying YOU OK? and if he gets 4 back it is pretty much YES ... My friend and I used to talk in COP all the time ... they got codes for everything (They have like 7 for I AM EATING LOLOLOLOLOL) ;D
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Mar 7, 2004 8:23:05 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 7, 2004 8:23:05 GMT -5
Sir, I ask the questions around here. Don't worry about Mr. Johnsen aka Mr. Johnson. We're keeping tabs on him as well. You should worry about yourself. Now do you care to explain what you were doing in the presence of one 'Back Alley Sally' aka Sally Beindone? Just the facts, sir. Sorry pal, not only am I innocent, but your letting Bro Man get away. By the way, I know your boss, Robert Mueller. We worked together 7 years ago when he was with Hale & Dorr. I agree with San Fran Man that you shouildn't fool around with impersonating the FBI. You could get substantial time in the federal pen.
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Mar 7, 2004 11:40:59 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 7, 2004 11:40:59 GMT -5
Sorry pal, not only am I innocent, but your letting Bro Man get away. By the way, I know your boss, Robert Mueller. We worked together 7 years ago when he was with Hale & Dorr. I agree with San Fran Man that you shouildn't fool around with impersonating the FBI. You could get substantial time in the federal pen. Du ya mean dat wuz sume fake a$$ FBI?
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Mar 7, 2004 11:47:19 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 7, 2004 11:47:19 GMT -5
Molly what reasons do BroMan have to hide from the FBI? ;D ;D ;D der I lurnt a long tyme ago. A good run iz betta den a bad stan. Sumtimes tha Po Po shoots den axs questens latah. Ellsie Mae Johnsen didnt rase no Fool.
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Mar 7, 2004 17:06:42 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 7, 2004 17:06:42 GMT -5
Du ya mean dat wuz sume fake a$$ FBI? Hi Bro Man: Fleeing from the scene of a crime is an admission of guilt, but since there was no crime in my talking to that sweet, poor, innocent little lady, (with that gorgeous face) your leaving means nothing. I'll watch your back from now on if you watch mine.
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Mar 8, 2004 1:23:55 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 8, 2004 1:23:55 GMT -5
Hi Bro Man: Fleeing from the scene of a crime is an admission of guilt, but since there was no crime in my talking to that sweet, poor, innocent little lady, (with that gorgeous face) your leaving means nothing. I'll watch your back from now on if you watch mine. Yu gottit ! I thinks yu iz a good man ta noe.
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Mar 8, 2004 6:40:53 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 8, 2004 6:40:53 GMT -5
Yu gottit ! I thinks yu iz a good man ta noe. Thanks. Funny, I get the feeling we knew each other around the time I was posting about the lottery.
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