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Mar 8, 2004 6:54:32 GMT -5
Post by Boston Beauty on Mar 8, 2004 6:54:32 GMT -5
Yes, it just so happens that I can. A job just opened here a few moments ago. You can work under me. You will need to type 12 words a minute. You will also have to lick the stamps and place them on letters. When I travel, you must come with me, to help me out, of course. The job pays $135,000.oo per year to start. If you are what you say you are, then you will get raises from me and a Xmas bonus, or two. You must sign an agreement that you will do as asked, but never say anything to anyone about this job. If you want the job, send me an email with your picture. Clothes are optional. Your job offer sounder good until I saw Andy's. Which one of you are better looking?
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Mar 8, 2004 7:00:02 GMT -5
Post by California Shrink on Mar 8, 2004 7:00:02 GMT -5
I am, and I'll up the pay to $160,000.00 a year.
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Mar 8, 2004 7:03:35 GMT -5
Post by San Fran Man on Mar 8, 2004 7:03:35 GMT -5
Your job offer sounder good until I saw Andy's. Which one of you are better looking? Hello My Dear: I saw your ad. San Fran is the place to be. It just so happens that I also have a job for you. You need to type 3 words a minute. It pays $175,000.00 but you need to be with me 24/7, and do whatever I say.
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Mar 8, 2004 16:24:45 GMT -5
Post by The FBI on Mar 8, 2004 16:24:45 GMT -5
I wouldn't get too snappy Mr. Shrink! We are on to you! Just cooperate with us & it wouldn't have to get ugly! Now, you wouldn't want that do you? You really don't want us 'suits' to prove how 'fake' we are. So be nice & answer my questions!
Agent Bill Bored # 1184163
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Mar 8, 2004 16:28:57 GMT -5
Post by The FBI on Mar 8, 2004 16:28:57 GMT -5
Du ya mean dat wuz sume fake a$$ FBI? Mr. Johnsen, I assure you there is nothing 'fake' about me! Weren't you involved with some shady dealings with using a phony welfare ID to get benefits Mr. Johnsen? And since when did you become acquainted with Mr. Shrink? Trust me, Mr. Johnsen, you don't want us to drag you down to FBI headquarters for a little 'interrogation'. So I agree, with Mr. Shrink. Stay put! Agent Bill Bored #1184163
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Mar 8, 2004 20:51:29 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 8, 2004 20:51:29 GMT -5
Mr. Johnsen, I assure you there is nothing 'fake' about me! Weren't you involved with some shady dealings with using a phony welfare ID to get benefits Mr. Johnsen? And since when did you become acquainted with Mr. Shrink? Trust me, Mr. Johnsen, you don't want us to drag you down to FBI headquarters for a little 'interrogation'. So I agree, with Mr. Shrink. Stay put! Agent Bill Bored #1184163 Wher is Andy? Dats mys alibi.. Offcer I wuz not envolved in no scam. I wuz livin wit a yong lade dat wuz doin sum shady deelings wit peeps in hur hood. Mys name wuz nevah used for nothin. Tha onliest ID I gots iz Royal Palace ID. I noes Shrink cause he wuz bout ta hook a brotha up wit one of dem freeks. No mor No lex. I hav bin scarred straik. I hope dis mis undurstanding dont git bak ta Mz.Bees. I swear I dont wont hur ta herree any of dis.
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Mar 8, 2004 21:21:17 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 8, 2004 21:21:17 GMT -5
Bro Man: What are you doing? By now, you should know you have the right to remain silent. However, since they treated you as a suspect and failed to read your rights, I can get anything you had said suppressed, probably. So, stay low and keep QUIET! Remember, this guy is hustling you.
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Mar 9, 2004 6:53:22 GMT -5
Post by Davidfan on Mar 9, 2004 6:53:22 GMT -5
Hey i looked up that badge number ... And i'll be dipped .. But it don't excist ... Didn't see that coming ... Called FBI office in Seattle ... you know since all FBI are networked ... anyways if any y'all wanna contact them the number is 206-246-0460 ... And I beliveIsaw some blunt threating ... Osn't that illeagel? ... Huh ... Tell him you are going to DRAG him down to HQ for a INTERIGATION ... to a lawyer and judge that would be a threat .. i am qith andy BROMAN WE GOT YO BACK ;D
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Mar 9, 2004 10:18:13 GMT -5
Post by Common on Mar 9, 2004 10:18:13 GMT -5
Wher is Andy? Dats mys alibi.. Offcer I wuz not envolved in no scam. I wuz livin wit a yong lade dat wuz doin sum shady deelings wit peeps in hur hood. Mys name wuz nevah used for nothin. Tha onliest ID I gots iz Royal Palace ID. I noes Shrink cause he wuz bout ta hook a brotha up wit one of dem freeks. No mor No lex. I hav bin scarred straik. I hope dis mis undurstanding dont git bak ta Mz.Bees. I swear I dont wont hur ta herree any of dis. *heavy sigh* BroMan, maybe you need to chose your 'freeks' more carefully!
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Mar 9, 2004 14:21:08 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 9, 2004 14:21:08 GMT -5
*heavy sigh* BroMan, maybe you need to chose your 'freeks' more carefully! Mz.Commin Freeks needs too.
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Mar 9, 2004 14:26:50 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 9, 2004 14:26:50 GMT -5
Bro Man: What are you doing? By now, you should know you have the right to remain silent. However, since they treated you as a suspect and failed to read your rights, I can get anything you had said suppressed, probably. So, stay low and keep QUIET! Remember, this guy is hustling you. Gottcha Andy. Good lookin out! I ain't ansring no moe queshions. Dey jest got me so nurvous. Why do dey keep comin round herre? Why ain't dey tryin ta fine dem skeezers dat ubducted me and stold dat pank lugage? davidfan thanx foe havin a brotha's bak!
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Mar 9, 2004 14:30:24 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Mar 9, 2004 14:30:24 GMT -5
Hey Bro: Stay cool.
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Mar 9, 2004 15:30:50 GMT -5
Post by BeesNVMe on Mar 9, 2004 15:30:50 GMT -5
BroMan, relax...I checked your background before I hired you. You don't have anything on record (as of yet). As long as you keep it that way, I don't think you will have a problem. If, God forbid, that you should...the Palace has some very competent attorneys on staff. They worked with Johnny Cochran prior to coming here! If worse comes to worse, I'm sure you can file one of those billion dollar lawsuits!
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Mar 9, 2004 17:01:09 GMT -5
Post by BroMan on Mar 9, 2004 17:01:09 GMT -5
BroMan, relax...I checked your background before I hired you. You don't have anything on record (as of yet). As long as you keep it that way, I don't think you will have a problem. If, God forbid, that you should...the Palace has some very competent attorneys on staff. They worked with Johnny Cochran prior to coming here! If worse comes to worse, I'm sure you can file one of those billion dollar lawsuits! Thanx foe tha suport Mz.Bees. Tha onliest thang I wuz wurried bout wuz tha food stamp scam. I wuz nevah envolvd. But I dident wont dat jenkins girl ta sind da FBI afta me. She's heated cuz I bounced on hur. Yu noes how sume womens cen be when dey gits kickd ta tha curb. A woman scurned! Lawd Ham Murcy!
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Mar 9, 2004 17:19:16 GMT -5
Post by The FBI on Mar 9, 2004 17:19:16 GMT -5
Gottcha Andy. Good lookin out! I ain't ansring no moe queshions. Dey jest got me so nurvous. Why do dey keep comin round herre? Why ain't dey tryin ta fine dem skeezers dat ubducted me and stold dat pank lugage? davidfan thanx foe havin a brotha's bak! Mr. Johnsen, your problem is that your gums flap too much! Didn't you said you were shot 5 times from behind?? What were you doing to be shot that many times? C'mon now! You're not gonna blame 'the jenkins girl' or some imagery women, stealing pink(not 'pank'!) luggage?? Do you think we're that gullible Mr. Johnsen? I suggest you stop listening to your 'co-horts' & stay out of our way. If you know anything about Mr. Shrink, you are going to be in big trouble, pal! Agent Bill Bored #1184163
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